Mrs. Merry Mack

I know you people are going to think I am obsessed with the V-Jay Jay, but really I am not. I do, however, find it interesting that people find the need to dress up their lady parts. Why I ask you? Maybe 2 years ago we were driving in San Antonio and I saw a billboard for vaginal rejuvenation. I had NEVER heard of this. Never. I had no idea that people actually had a conversation with a doctor about making their stuff tighter. Really? I feel I have a lot of things to occupy my mind and worry about and the tightness down under is not any where on the list. ANY- WHERE! I worry about the health care bill. I worry about the people who may or may not be homeless holding up signs at stop lights. I worry about the way I compose myself around my students and their parents. I worry about being sensitive enough to my students, my child and my husband. I worry about where, when and how I spend my money, my time and my energy and NONE of these things involves the looks of my business. That is just it, it my business. Why would I share this with anyone other than those that absolutely have to be there? I mean I stress over my annual doctor’s visit.

So, this all started when I ran across this interview between Jennifer Love Hewitt and George Lopez.

And I blogged about it.

About a week later, The Huffington Post published an article written by Andy Wright about The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do To Their *. So, aside from actually giving the disco balling your v-jay jay a term, Vajazzling, there are 5 other things to spruce up your down under.  I highly recommend this read. Not because I think we should all try some of these techniques out, just the opposite, I think we should protest adding your vagina to the list of things you need to worry about how it looks. Does it look fat, droopy, whatever? Don’t we put enough pressure on each other about our appearance without adding the vagina to the list? I think you should read this article because Andy Wright is hysterical. I think you should read this article so you will not feel so crazy because people who are spending this much time worrying about something that is mostly covered up unless it is your profession, are CRAZ-Y. Also because I cried with laughter and I think that is good for your health. You will not cry with laughter unless you click on Wright’s links. The links will take you to places where people have reviewed these products and they are oh so funny. I have been saving this article for a while and I promise I will not bring it up again. I just found it interesting that a short time after this intrigued me, The Huffington Post is posting about it and thousands of people read it.  This is just a sad state of the world. Let’s just hope there were thousands who read it because they don’t get it either instead of people who are actually considering sprucing up their down lows and apparently some people’s really are low.